Post by biglee on Jun 1, 2006 0:56:00 GMT -5
1.Death Psi defeated Smoke A
Smoke A went for his flipneckbreaker on Death, Death hit Smoke A w/ a lowblow fallowed by a swanton bomb for the win
2.JP Lightning and Ricochet defeated Fury and Canadian Kid
RicO finished off Fury with a smallpackagedriver for the win
"before the match, Fury had Josh mention that Kashmir Hunk and Tommy Danger were out of action with poison ivy""Candian Kid looked kind of different, he suddenly has a beerbelly, just like Kashmir"
after the match, Mystic Juvenile runs in to attack Canadian Kid, Kid hits Mystic w/ a firemans carry into a Michinoku driver, and then runs off leaving Fury in the ring to get kicked out of the ring by Mystic
3.Bobo Brazil Jr. defeated "The Baker" Josh Jewell by disqualification
Baker was trying to hit Bobo with a spactula, Bobo ducked, and Baker hit referee Double R, then Muhammad Allah Dupp and Osama Bin Pimpin come in the ring to gang up on Bobo, Dupp was hitting Bobo with the stickskull "Woody", then they all left the ring, Baker came back in and hit Bobo with his baking sheet, and was getting ready to swing the sheet, Bobo grabs the sheet and hits Baker w/ a headbutt
4.Chuck Taylor defeated Sean Roberts in 12:55
Chuck hit Roberts with a front lungblower, then two other moves, he didn't have a name for these moves, and he told me to feel free to name them, so here's what I'm calling them
first move, Chuck hooked one of his feet under Sean jaw "superkick position" and then drops down, I'll call move The Streetfighter Legdrop"
and the second move Chuck hooks Sean opposite "kind of like the way Delirious starts his underhook piledriver" except Chuck drives him on the side instead of the front, I'll call this the "AllStar driver"
Tracy Smothers sells out to Dupp and Pimpin for five one dollar bills and a cheeseburger right before his match
5.Tracy Smothers defeated John Thornhill in 18:52
Tracy finished off Thornhill w/ some kind of side powerbomb
after the match, Tracy hits Thornhill w/ Woody, Charlie Lowe runs in and clears the ring w/ a chair
6.JBoy and Billy Black defeated Muhammad Allah Dupp and "Mean" Mike Woods by disqualification when Baker runs in and hits JBoy with his baking sheet, Pothead runs in and hits Dupp with the baking sheet, Dupp hits Pothead with the baking, JBoy dives off the security railing and hits Dupp with forearm, and then nails Baker with his own baking sheet, Billy nails a fan with the baking sheet, Mike gets left alone in the ring to get ganged up on by Black, JBoy, Pothead, and Charlie nails him w/ the baking sheet
MAIN EVENT: CCW HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH:Chris Michaels defeated Lonestar, when Michaels pulled Stars legs out from under and rolled on top for the win
"during the match Penelope and Scarlette Rose got into an arguement which got security to escort her out of the building, she kicked off both of her shoes, both of them almost hitting me I might add"
after the match, Lonestar hangs Michaels on a noose with his cowbell, Dave Matthews gives Double R a stunner, Scarlette runs in the ring and fights Penelope, Lonestar hits Scarlette w/ the cowbell and gets ready to hang her with it til Chuck runs to fight off Lonestar
matches for 666
LIGHTTUBE TABLE MATCH:Diehard vs. Brandon Prophet vs. Cannonball Sami
SUBMISSION MATCH:Drake Younger vs. Shawn Shultz
MIXED TAG TEAM MATCH:Chuck Taylor and Scarlette Rose vs. Lonestar and Miss Penelope
REFEREE DOGCOLOR MATCH:Dave Matthews vs. Double R
6 MAN, 6 CORNERS, 6 WEOPONS MATCH:JBoy vs. "Mean" Mike Woods vs. Billy Black vs. Huhammad Allah Dupp vs. Pothead John vs. "The Baker" Josh Jewell
Chris Michaels vs. "former WWE Tag Team Champion w/ Road Warrior Animal" Jon Heidenreigh
Smoke A went for his flipneckbreaker on Death, Death hit Smoke A w/ a lowblow fallowed by a swanton bomb for the win
2.JP Lightning and Ricochet defeated Fury and Canadian Kid
RicO finished off Fury with a smallpackagedriver for the win
"before the match, Fury had Josh mention that Kashmir Hunk and Tommy Danger were out of action with poison ivy""Candian Kid looked kind of different, he suddenly has a beerbelly, just like Kashmir"
after the match, Mystic Juvenile runs in to attack Canadian Kid, Kid hits Mystic w/ a firemans carry into a Michinoku driver, and then runs off leaving Fury in the ring to get kicked out of the ring by Mystic
3.Bobo Brazil Jr. defeated "The Baker" Josh Jewell by disqualification
Baker was trying to hit Bobo with a spactula, Bobo ducked, and Baker hit referee Double R, then Muhammad Allah Dupp and Osama Bin Pimpin come in the ring to gang up on Bobo, Dupp was hitting Bobo with the stickskull "Woody", then they all left the ring, Baker came back in and hit Bobo with his baking sheet, and was getting ready to swing the sheet, Bobo grabs the sheet and hits Baker w/ a headbutt
4.Chuck Taylor defeated Sean Roberts in 12:55
Chuck hit Roberts with a front lungblower, then two other moves, he didn't have a name for these moves, and he told me to feel free to name them, so here's what I'm calling them
first move, Chuck hooked one of his feet under Sean jaw "superkick position" and then drops down, I'll call move The Streetfighter Legdrop"
and the second move Chuck hooks Sean opposite "kind of like the way Delirious starts his underhook piledriver" except Chuck drives him on the side instead of the front, I'll call this the "AllStar driver"
Tracy Smothers sells out to Dupp and Pimpin for five one dollar bills and a cheeseburger right before his match
5.Tracy Smothers defeated John Thornhill in 18:52
Tracy finished off Thornhill w/ some kind of side powerbomb
after the match, Tracy hits Thornhill w/ Woody, Charlie Lowe runs in and clears the ring w/ a chair
6.JBoy and Billy Black defeated Muhammad Allah Dupp and "Mean" Mike Woods by disqualification when Baker runs in and hits JBoy with his baking sheet, Pothead runs in and hits Dupp with the baking sheet, Dupp hits Pothead with the baking, JBoy dives off the security railing and hits Dupp with forearm, and then nails Baker with his own baking sheet, Billy nails a fan with the baking sheet, Mike gets left alone in the ring to get ganged up on by Black, JBoy, Pothead, and Charlie nails him w/ the baking sheet
MAIN EVENT: CCW HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH:Chris Michaels defeated Lonestar, when Michaels pulled Stars legs out from under and rolled on top for the win
"during the match Penelope and Scarlette Rose got into an arguement which got security to escort her out of the building, she kicked off both of her shoes, both of them almost hitting me I might add"
after the match, Lonestar hangs Michaels on a noose with his cowbell, Dave Matthews gives Double R a stunner, Scarlette runs in the ring and fights Penelope, Lonestar hits Scarlette w/ the cowbell and gets ready to hang her with it til Chuck runs to fight off Lonestar
matches for 666
LIGHTTUBE TABLE MATCH:Diehard vs. Brandon Prophet vs. Cannonball Sami
SUBMISSION MATCH:Drake Younger vs. Shawn Shultz
MIXED TAG TEAM MATCH:Chuck Taylor and Scarlette Rose vs. Lonestar and Miss Penelope
REFEREE DOGCOLOR MATCH:Dave Matthews vs. Double R
6 MAN, 6 CORNERS, 6 WEOPONS MATCH:JBoy vs. "Mean" Mike Woods vs. Billy Black vs. Huhammad Allah Dupp vs. Pothead John vs. "The Baker" Josh Jewell
Chris Michaels vs. "former WWE Tag Team Champion w/ Road Warrior Animal" Jon Heidenreigh